today

i answered the door when i heard the sound of a smooth-jazz song.

i think i need to get a new job.

rob doesn't know where he is living tomorrow

i don't know how he is in this predicament -- well,a ctually, yes, the reason is because he doesn't know how to plan, maybe? i don't know. he might be living with me tomorrow.

he will have to clean the apartment, like every single day.

nothing is new

that is the answer to the question you've been asking. nothing is new.

-except i am trying not to eat meat (fish excluded / eggs too)

nothing is new

-i drank the same bottle of wine i've been drinking for months and months and months

nothing is new

-i can't even listen to the old music that i used to listen to

nothing is new.

do you think this might be the most boring period of my life? i mean, i know more about paris hilton than i care to know. that may be an indicator of life's interesting things hitting rock bottom, eh?

uh. thank god paris forgot her dog at her grandparent's house so that the media was in a tizzy for a few days.

dudes

okay. so no one wanted advice.

whatever. i'm not hurt or anything.

could you please sign up for this tough and if you get selected for presale take me? we'll go double dutch and then i might let you touch me afterward.

http://www.moveonpac.org/vfc

advice

i would like to have an advice column. please submit your questions (anon) to the comments page and i will hand you hot advice on a silver platter. notice i did not say the word shit, as i am trying not to curse so much.

mojito chocolate

i am eating a chocolate mojito (chocolate with hints of lime and sugar and all that other fucking good stuff). it amazing. other chocolates i adore include:

see's candies
godiva (i guess you have to)
chocolate bar brand chocolates
m&ms
BOOST BARS -- made by cadbury and infinitely fucking amazing.

what about you?

my future / or yours

via ivillage to you.

1. The project you have been working on is not receiving funding or attention.
- have no projects / or projects are over-taken by others wanting or seeking power.


2. Wall Street analysts have downgraded your company consistently over the past few months.
-not really applicable, but you know.

3. Office morale is poor, and managers and executives are leaving.
-no executives here -- two people have left.

4. Your last performance review was not terrific. In fact, your boss would not discuss your career path with you.
-i cried.

5. Companies in your industry are consolidating, and rumor has it that your company is looking to merge with a stronger company.
-uh??