this recaps how i spent my night / and what i do at work.
(unedited, via AIM)
misstrixie60: svu scares the shit out of me
misstrixie60: last night's was awesome
meghadeath: i'm not every walking home alone again
misstrixie60: a prep school girl was walking home alone
misstrixie60: and they found her
misstrixie60: dead
misstrixie60: then they found condoms on her
misstrixie60: with her music teacher's fingerprint on it
meghadeath: was she in the trunk of a car?
meghadeath: omg
misstrixie60: no, in an alley
misstrixie60: a dog found her as he was chasing a potential mugger
meghadeath: wow
misstrixie60: so they ask the teacher all about it
misstrixie60: and he denies it
meghadeath: hey
misstrixie60: and they go crash in on him when they find the condoms
meghadeath: what is your friend kat's last name?
misstrixie60: and he's having sex with her best friend!
meghadeath: grosss!
misstrixie60: speech kat?
meghadeath: yeah
misstrixie60: XXXX (i took out her name to protect her)
meghadeath: oh
meghadeath: there's a missed connection for kat from nyu
meghadeath: last name is "b" though
misstrixie60: so anyway, they accuse him -- and it turns out the best friend let the dead girl and her bf have sex in the teacher's apt.
misstrixie60: and then it turns out she is pregnant
misstrixie60: the dead girl was
misstrixie60: but they run tests
misstrixie60: and it shows that the bf is NOT the father
misstrixie60: b/c THE BABY HAD 66% OF THE SAME CHROMOSOMES
meghadeath: WHAT?
meghadeath: what does that mean?
misstrixie60: IE - THE GIRL WAS IMPREGNANTED BY SOMEONE SHE WAS RELATED TO
meghadeath: OH GROSS!!!
misstrixie60: it gets worse
meghadeath: ok
misstrixie60: so the father is out of the country
misstrixie60: there are no uncles or cousins
misstrixie60: which leaves HER BROTHER
meghadeath: ick
misstrixie60: but it's not her brother
misstrixie60: !!!
meghadeath: so who is it???
misstrixie60: it's her boyfriend!
misstrixie60: they have THE SAME FATHER
meghadeath: OH GOD
meghadeath: and they didn't know???
misstrixie60: they weren't allowed to date b/c the dad was leading two lives
misstrixie60: but they loved each other anyway
misstrixie60: but they didn't know until after she died
misstrixie60: the cop told the boyfriend and he threw up
misstrixie60: then the dad gets shot
misstrixie60: and the dead girl's mom and her brother run to canada
misstrixie60: and they are accussed
misstrixie60: b/c the dead girl's mom stole 2 mil in the boyfriend's mom's safe (jewelry)
misstrixie60: so long story short -
misstrixie60: the dad killed the girl by accident
meghadeath: oh my god!
misstrixie60: b/c he saw them together
misstrixie60: the kids
meghadeath: that's crazy!!!
misstrixie60: he freaked out, tells her the story, she freaks out
misstrixie60: and slips or something
misstrixie60: but he can't save her
misstrixie60: so he leaves her there
misstrixie60: and the boyfriend's mom figures out what's going on (he's going to leave her)
misstrixie60: so she shoots him
meghadeath: oh my god
misstrixie60: after he tells her everything
meghadeath: high drama
misstrixie60: omg
misstrixie60: it was the best one ever
