i want these!

http://www.lizcoworldwide.com/

does anyone read this?

other than my friends? if you are NOT my friend, please email me at pkocone@hotmail.com. i'm just curious.

i will post results next week, if i remember!

2 more weeks until i go to seattle. i am very very excited.

i don't have to watch the dog any more!

she has shit on the floor twice in the past 6 days.

i have no idea why, other than maybe she's a manipulative bitch (she is a female dog).

speaking of . . . i saw a woman's exposed crotch today while i was at the gym. and if you're reading this, you know me and my prudish ideas about bodies (especially my own). i was coming back from my work out, wheni went to my locker. as i kneeled down to swirl my lock, i turned to my left, and there, standing and applying makeup is a naked woman.

my face was level with her crotch.

i was really disoriented and like ran away. i tried to figure out how to make busy, but uh, it only takes like two seconds to take off your shoes.

a few minutes later she put on her underwear (and you guessed it was a thong) but continued to blow dry her hair, topless.

in a mirror. in a mirror that reflected other mirrors. so it was like being surrounded by tits.

best customer service email ever

Sent: Friday, April 09, 2004 11:19 AM
To: help
Subject: resetting a game


Hello.  I’m having trouble playing pacman on my palm.  Once it says game over there is no play again option.

here's how dr. paul edited it!

Pretty good at indian, curry chicken is my especial. Let me see, make a decent piccata. Very nice omelettes as well.
I have lived in philly. Did a year of residency there. I just actually told someone recently that I thought Jersey City was better, and I meant it. I would not have predicted that. At some point I keep thinking to live in NYC for a while. Montclair is a cute town though. Do you kick it at the Verona Inn Happy pesach to you.

happy pesach to you!!

i won't say who i edited this for, but don't you think that my version is so much better????

Pretty good at indian, curry chicken is my especial. Let me see, make a decent piccata. Very nice omelettes as well.
I have lived in philly. Did a year of residency there. I just actually told someone recently that I thought Jersey City was better, and I meant it. I think i am desirous to live in NYC. Montclair is a cute town though. Can chill out at the Verona Inn. Happy pesach to you.

I am a pretty good chef! My specialties include Indian cuisine (think curry chicken) and Italian picattas. And my omlettes are internationally known as a rocking good time.

I used to live in Philly, while I was doing a residency. It was okay, but I think that I enjoy living in Jersey city so much better – I just had this conversation the other day – but I think eventually I’d like to settle in Manhattan. Montclair is cute, too – there are a lot of things to do out there – like chilling at the Verona Inn!

Happy pesach to you!

jetBlue seems like it's for kids like me, but . . . i had to write a letter.

To Whom It May Concern:

I am flying to Seattle (originating in NYC) on May 5, 2004, returning May 10, 2004.

Excited by the stories of DIRECTV, soothed by the in-flight yoga, and persuaded by the terrific responses from my friends who have flown jetBlue, I decided to check it out for myself. I loved the ease of the Internet booking, and the way that I could even choose my seat at the time of service.

However, it’s now a little more than a month away, and I’m already disappointed.

The reason for my disappointment stems from the difference in the cost of my flight when I booked the reservations (about a month ago) and the price listed on your website today, April 2, 2004. I paid $119.00 / each way for two people and today, the ticket to Seattle is now listed as $99.00 / each way. Traditionally, when I have been in the market to price tickets, the price only went up. I am surprised to realize that your prices seem to go down – in this case, the difference is approximately 20% - translating a net less (for two people) of $80.00 – slightly less than the price of a one-way ticket across the United States!

As a consumer, I find this practice to be more than a little annoying. I feel like for being diligent about my reservation I am being unduly punished.

Please let me know how I can reconcile this cost difference with you, whether in the form of a reimbursement or as a credit toward a future trip with jetBlue. I appreciate your help with this problem and look forward to hearing from you shortly.

Sincerely,


Patricia O’Cone