what i do when i pretend to work

does my life mirror a commercial or does a commercial mirror my life???

when i have to look busy in front of my bosses (or if i just want to look engaged) i notice that i start playing with my hair with my left hand, my right hand tapping at the mouse . . . and i'm looking at a calendar that has pretty much worthless information (people vacation days, deliveries, etc). but it's constantly open. i don't know. maybe i am not fooling anyone . . . i think it's when i start playing with my hair that i give it away.

seattle is officially 38 days away!

rob = melvin

rob likes to go by the name, melvin b/c it is his favorite band. i think that he's a moron. is this wrong to hav such feelings for your boyfriend?

the 900 channel thing was a fluke

CABLEVISION IS A BUNCH OF BASTARDS.

fucking selling things to me NOT IN WRITING. so i only have like 250 channels, i think and all of them have commercials. i was really looking forward to having the IFC channel. and how i am going to watch that same part of shallow hal for like, the next year?

god. we didn't even get to see orange county in its entirety.

life is so, so sad.

no farts from caliope's ass = success.

god this better than a fucking cosmo

but not by much

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things i have learned about the dog

in my new pad in hoboken i've picked up a few things:

1. an italian deli across the street
2. w/d downstairs
3. my own bathroom
4. caliope, the dog.

when speaking of my relationship with caliope, i am reminded of master adrian mole when he wrote about his new sister in one of the diaries of adrian mole -- he said something to the effect of "she's only 7 days old and she rules the house."

the same applies to the dog, only she's 7 POUNDS (not GPS, unfortunately, b/c that would make her worth, what? i don't know, like 15 dollars?).

the dog is the cutest daschund in the whole world but she does have nervous quirks, likes farting spontaneously on people and fucking dogs (stuffed) in front of crowds of 5 + people.

also, i now have 900 channels courtesy of digital cable.

i am never leaving the house again.

unless the dog farts on me.

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