noun: A silly, flighty, or scatterbrained person, especially a pert young woman with such qualities. trix.
I met gene ween and now I know facts about him:
He is Jewish;
Divorced;
Newly converted to Jersey City;
Goes by the inconspicuous name, "Aaron Freeman;"
Will be in Oslo on my birthday;
Likes Marilyn Manson;
Smokes Camels;
Drinks gallons of water;
Knows some of the words to "Sponge Bob, Square Pants."
Just thinking about this makes me hungry, my mouth is watering, it's like I'm drowning in Drool. I'm not sure what will happen next. Do you think that this could happen???
Hey, Po' Boy, Meet Some Real Heroes
I think the below correspondance needs no further commentary. Just mull this one over, for like a second. Because I'M TEMPING.
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Is your current employer giving you a going away party?
-Dad
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Blue 9 Burger in East Village in New York Metro's Guide to Restaurants
I have had at least 10 conversations with my dad about the Blue 9 Burger. He has sent me at least 3 or 4 links regarding the "freshness" and the "tastiness" of the burgers. He has never been there. He's only read about it on the Internet -- he's the one who's been harassing ME about this!
So, a few weeks ago, when I passed this fine establishment I decided that I would put it on my agenda, to STOP my father's barrage of questions, as well as satisfy my own culinary curiousity
The Poppin' Fresh reviews made me eady to go. So I stopped in there yesterday with my friend Jen. And we pigged out on cheeseburgers topped with lettuce, tomoto, onion and this special spicy mango sauce that ROCKED.
And they are cheap. So I told my dad that I ate there. And this is what he had to say:
me: dad, I finally ate at blue 9 burger
dad: How was the burger? Are the prices reasonable ?
[now, my dad has seen the menu (which consists of milkshakes (3 flavors), french fries and 3 types of burgers--he's mailed this to me) and the low prices are the main draw--it's written in every single review of this place! maybe he forgot that he's sent it to me about a million times already]
me: yes. they are cheap and good (2.90 for a cheese burger)
dad: 2.90 that's cheaper than mcdonalds.
I want to go there
[my dad has been telling me that he wants to go there for the past 6 MONTHS! of course he wants to go there! that's why I went there]
dad, you're turning into grandma!
Maki - "Truly Rare"
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Hi Patricia,
Thanks for the feedback. I actually looked up all the birthdates and Betty
shows up as a Sagittarius all over the place. But you're right, official
records have her as an Aries (also a fire sign, and sharing similar traits),
born variously in 1918 and 1921. But you're living up to the truth-seeking
Sagittarius reputation! I swapped her out with Gianni Versace, born December
2, 1946.
Check out your October alcohoroscope here:
http://www.gay.com/style/entertaining/package.html?sernum=694
Thanks!
Jen Rummy
-----Original Message-----
From: Patricia O'Cone
Sent: Friday, October 10, 2003 2:37 PM
To: alcohoroscopes@gay.com
Subject: fact checker ?
yesterday, i was looking at the alcohoroscopes, and of course, went right to
the archer to read read my sign (i am a sag). i was amused to find out that
in addition to britney spears, betty ford is also listed as my "drinking
partner" and wondered if we have the same birthdate (i happen to share with
anna nicole smith). betty and i, however, do not. research shows that her
birthday is april 8, 1918, which would make us not even the same,
party-animal sign.
so i guess horoscopes aren't true!
trix!
The newest concept in an ever changing concept! From "Best Kissers in the World," to "My Left Hand," and finally, now, introducing "The Milk-Shakies," the creamy delight!
More later!
Why Do I Burp?
I feel like I've found the secret to life. I have been burping more lately because of the seltzer water I've taken a liking too lately.
In honor of Friday's wackiness, the following message is an actual Friendster message that I received from a Friendster Admirer. It has not been altered in way. Please note that I did not ask for him to contact me, although it is nice to hear that you're pretty and fun. Just not in this kind of context. This is just weird.
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Date:
September 24, 2003 5:21 PM
Subject:
Re: my cat's name....
> Bernie wrote:
> > Hey, my cat's name is Trixie, so I just had to
> > say hello. And you remind of her a little bit
> > too.
Trix wrote:
> i'm not sure that's a compliment!
>
Message:
oh, it sure is. everyone loves my cat. she is an
extremely cute cat. what everyone actually says
about her is that she is such a pretty cat, so
that is what you remind me of, the pretty part.
she is also extremely playful, and that adjective
seems like it might describe you as well...
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I think I should have my own "Friendster" Do NOT Contact Database. Yes! I have successfully twined my two blog passions into one entry (read previous entries for illumination).
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